Crum, because you wanted a nice bio here, I decided to do something special and write it in rap form:
Crum you had a beard and it was tight
but you had to shave it off that night.
I ain't mad Rog cuz I know you got
to get those ladies that be lookin' hot.
Just be sure to grow that beast back
before the Chinese army decides to attack.
Beards make men look full of braun
so you'll be set when we go 'Red Dawn'.
...Crap, without a beat that looks like a poem. :/
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